They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. Sign Up. They soon discover that the old man who sold them the pig initially was actually the alcoholic father-in-law of the real farmer, and their money has probably all gone to the nearest pub. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. * TheCameo: The cast of Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four. And he's also an AxCrazy Yandere. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a "typical thieving gyppo" and is glad he's eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV he'd just helped them steal. Phoenix Nights spin-off focusing on the adventures of the two doormen. * HoneyTrap: Tracey and Sharon, the girls that Max and Paddy take home in Episode One after going out dressed as sailors. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a, * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Paddy is an idealistic wide boy obsessed with sex, pornography and food. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. ** In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. Everal Walsh is a British actor, known for his voice over roles in video games, such as The Witcher and Sacred 3. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "That's Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay's natural voice slips through more than usual. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some"private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle. Get back you bastard! (exended - 40seconds) Max and Paddy - YouTube Maxs counter that he has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. Max and Paddy end up in Dover, where they buy a faulty plasma TV from a crook by the name of Gypsy Joe. Today at 2:34 AM * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. Tina warns Max to keep his distance and not reveal the secret, but the following morning he informs Paddy and the pair steal what they think is a school bus with young Daniel aboard. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Max And Paddy animated GIFs to your conversations. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. Facebook Log In. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is Channel 4 Brit Com spun-off from the popular comedy Phoenix Nights that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max ( Peter Kay) and Paddy (Paddy McGuinness) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. * RoguishRomani: Gypsy Joe, played by ''Series/MrsBrownsBoys'' actor Brendan O'Caroll. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. Politically Incorrect!". Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere, sometimes referred simply as Max & Paddy, was a spin-off series based around Phoenix Nights characters Max Bygraves (Peter Kay) and Patrick O'Shea (Paddy McGuinness), better known as Max and Paddy. ]], * PrisonsAreGymnasiums: [[spoiler: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. After hi-jacking a school bus, the boys are sent to prison and play up their tough image in an attempt for survival. * PreAssKickingOneLiner: [[spoiler:"'Ave it!" Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. * UsefulNotes/IrishTravellers: Gypsy Joe is possibly an Irish Traveller, judging by his accent and the nationality of his actor, though as far as Max and Paddy are concerned, he's just a RoguishRomani. Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. At the very least, he doesn't make rude jokes about her dwarfism like her first love Max did. When Paddy insists that there's ''not'' a difference, Max calls him "Mr. This episode features several regulars from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, and a homage to the movie Midnight Cowboy. * CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Status: Ended. * CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. When Max and Paddy reach the cattle market, they discover the pig in ill health and they've been conned. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. This page is not available in other languages. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004) - The Movie Database They soon realise that they have been conned. -->And we don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. No wonder Tina left him. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way.". Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long-lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family. They come across what they assume is him: a mentally unstable, dirty old man in a field, who instead of giving them compensation money sells them a breeder pig for 100. ''Max And and Paddy's Road To to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and He was tunnelling towards the next cell. Brian has been [[spoiler: fronting a very public campaign to get Max and Paddy released from prison which destroys the persona of rich gangsters that they used to live an easy and safe life while inside. Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). * AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]. Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Paddy teaches him a few cool moves the following day, and they return to the club dressed as sailors in order to blend in. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. Paddy is not happy. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. Its. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Torrent Download - EZTV * GagPenis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Creator/BurtReynolds.". '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. Early life He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. He points the gun at Max who tells him he needs help. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. [citation needed] He has also provided voiceovers for several video games. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. * ShotInTheAss: [[spoiler:Where Billy the Butcher's bullet ends up hitting Paddy. * EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Raymond, the main antagonist of Episode 4 clearly loves his boyfriend Pepe, and vice-versa. What does he do? Apparently, he wasn't much better as an actual child, stabbing his careworker 18 times with a potato peeler for making him play with a jigsaw puzzle that he didn't like. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that's both intentional and accidental. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them, set up by Brian, is seen on one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him.]]. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman. He just forces Max to shake his hand. They have a change of heart though and head back to the farm to reclaim their 100. This involved holding up Little Chef employees to gun-point to make her open late for them. [2] * FatIdiot: Max is as much a KnowNothingKnowItAll as he was back in Phoenix Nights. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. * InnocentlyInsensitive: What Max thinks he was when he laughed along with his bouncing friends' jokes about Tina's dwarfism. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. ]]\, '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of [[Series/CharliesAngels Charlies Anals]] and later appears in a film called [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. * DudeNotFunny: Max's bouncer friends making jokes about Tina's dwarfism. He also calls people a clown or a melon if they've said something absurd. * DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. Especially when, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Tracing the cow to a nearby farm, the pair head off to find the farmer and claim expenses for the damage to the van. [[GassHole A lot.]] ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of. After a raunchy night at the campervan, Paddy wakes up to find that they've stolen his wallet. Career His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. As soon as they're released, they call in an anthrax threat at the Phoenix Club on the night of Jerry's 60th birthday party.]] Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume its this trope. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]. Mayhem would then ensue as they tried to act appropriately in the situation, only to keep unintentionally doing magic tricks based on what they found in their outfits. You need to be logged in to continue. The 'Row Row Row Your Boat' sequence on the bus is borrowed from Dirty Harry, and in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's Brewery bitter. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. The real farmer is more concerned about the death of his cow and so matters have to be resolved. ]], ** Also, his and Paddy's attempts to sell a pig ''to a Halal restaurant! Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. But then again, there was no way the rest of the Phoenix staff knew about it, assuming Brian kept it to himself and went along with the campaign anyway. Max often oppressively stares at Paddy or anyone who has offended his tastes and often shouts "H-how dare you!". ** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase "But not in a gay way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre. ** [[spoiler: Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of, ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. Theyre generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. Language links are at the top of the page across from the title. [[GassHole A lot.]] Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. Paddy's limping the next time we see him. Everal Walsh - Wikipedia As he's about to shoot Max, Paddy has a second wind, and whacks Shannon around the head with a traffic cone, using Peter Kay's TV catchphrase of "'Ave It!" The theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker. No Context Max and Paddy | Facebook They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. * WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him. Amazingly, no one calls them on it. When [[spoiler: Max's psychotic friend Billy is about to murder him, Paddy (who had just been shot in the buttocks and was presumed by both Max and Billy to be dead or severely injured) knocks him out with a traffic cone.]].
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