monsters, inc bloopers transcript

Mr. Waternoose: What was that? Ha-ha! (Mike and Sulley turn to see a line of monster children, led by the day care worker. Mike: Hey, less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy! (He opens the box and we see: "BUSINESS SHRIEK" magazine. Mike taps Boo lightly on the shoulder. Wait a minute. Step aside, kid. Sulley: I'm sorry, Mike. Later, Sulley jogs in place.). Just leave her alone! Splish! Outside, helicopters scan the area. Ready for decontamination. Randall: (struggling) Kid needs to take off a few pounds. Come on! On the sides of the trucks is printed: CDA - CHILD DETECTION AGENCY. This thing is moving. Mike: Sull, that's a cube of garbage. Isolate the contaminate! There's a sock on it! Which means the scare floor will be Randall: (losing it) Empty! She was only six! Mike: I have no idea. Mike: Where'd it go? (The Scare Floor is dark and empty; everyone is still at lunch.). Sulley: Mike, think about it. Mike: (v.o.) Mike: Is that a joke? Sulley: Guys, I told ya, call me Sulley. I left them on my desk! Mike: Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. The bear!! Boo looks up at Sulley and smiles. ), (Sulley activates Boo's door. One of the eyeballs falls off Ted's face, and his assistant puts it back on. Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like Mike: (sighs) Listen, I need a favor. Sulley: Oh! (The tiny monster husband flies away. Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage, or Old Dumpster. (Sulley and Boo laugh), (Screen flashes to Fungus preparing Randall for his shift. (he rewinds the tape and plays it.). Mike: Hey, hey, that's it! Monsters, Inc transcript - Corduroy (TV series) by Nelvana Wiki Celia: YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT PACK OF LIES, MIKE WAZOWSKI?!?!!! Mary tries to catch it, but rolls out of the shot and laughs off-screen. ), (Randall quickly changes back. She giggles, then scampers off to hide behind another stalls. Using his tail as a whip, Randall sends Sulley flying out into the hallway. (Boo smiles and gives a little nod. Sir, uh today might be a little--, (The lead CDA agent is anxious to get on with their work.). The circling helicopters head towards them. Monsters, Inc. (2001) - Quotes - IMDb Oh, he's a happy bear. ), ("If I Didn't Have You" starts playing and the screen flashes, revealing two tentacles holding a clapperboard. Randall: Come on, come on, come on! Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me , Sulley: (joining in.) Aaaah! (Across the room, Waxford turns and looks around revealing many shifty eyes. Sulley gasps in horror. We're in THE HUMAN WORLD!!! (Mike fits an empty can onto his door station. Sorry, buddy. We have a toxic projectile! Mike: (being pulled from both sides) Okay, here's the truth! Mike: Well, listen, if you got a minute, there's something I want to show you. Sulley lies motionless in the snow, the wind howling through his fur. She nods and goes quiet. George's fur flies up over the curtain. A Bug's Life/Transcript | Moviepedia | Fandom Mike and Sulley walk down a crowded hallway.). Ms. Flint: And leaving a door open is the worst mistake any employee can make because? ), (Mary wears a big goofy grin that says "Gotcha!" Yowch! Randall: Get off my tail! Randall: Word on the street is the kid's been traced back to this factory. Especially you, James. The boy turns away in fear, but a second look reveals it to be just a shirt sleeve. Sulley breaks a pipe off the wall and slides it through the door handles just as Waternoose slams against the door. (Boo scampers up to Sulley. (whispering to Mike) You have her card key, right? Mike: Sulley, I've had enough. Sulley turns, keeping Mary hidden behind his back. (Sulley opens the closet. You can't arrest me! That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike-Wazowski-You-Got-Your-Life-Back Lane. AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!! A single touch could kill you! A human kid!!!! ), (Nothing from Boo, who is not in the mood to laugh now.). Every time you turn something on, Monsters Incorporated is there. (Nothing but crickets. Could be contaminated. They just don't get scared like they used to. Sulley just barely gets a hand-hold on the lip of the door.) We're closed. (Screen flashes to the dark and empty Scare Floor), (Mike starts running into the scare floor), (Mike closes his eye, not daring to hope. The song continues. Crazed with pain, Bile runs around the room, squealing and holding his backside.). Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. ), (Waternoose turns to Randall, who has managed to escape. Look happy. (Roz slams the front panel of her desk on Mike's fingers. Yeah, you know-- (another toy) Oh, that's cute. Ha. Mike: (mocking) "You hear that? Judging by her tone, she's been through this before.). This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Monsters Inc.. (Celia leaps in and squeezes Mike's cheek.). Look! ), (Disassembled scream carts and tools sit idle; Randall is nowhere to be seen. Sulley: Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose. The lights in the apartment surge. Sulley: Mikey, there's a scream shortage. Sulley and Mike land face down in the snow. Mike and Sulley stare up at Randall in disbelief as they fall. Just as Randall is about to kick open their door, Fungus pops in front of him.). (Boo roars again.) (With chaos behind them, panicked Monsters speaks into camera.). Red alert! ), Bile: I was going for a snake/ninja approach with a little hissing. QUEEN: Now, Dot, be nice to your sister. I understand. CDA Agent #1: The one from the commercial. (Needleman and Smitty load the defunct door into the shredder. Come on. (Mike leaps onto Sulley's back, sending both of them tumbling down the side of the snowy mountain. CDA Agent: This is the CDA. Sulley: Hi, guys! Get the kid back through the door! With each hit, he changes colors and patterns.) A child's closet door rides out into the Scare Floor on an overhead track. Please advise. Randall: Okay, very funny. Mike: (false modesty) Are they? I'm cooperating. We're walking. ), Waiters: ! Remember to tip your waitresses. Pull the lever! Let's move, let's move! ), (Screen fades to black as the rest of the end credits play. Too bad he was in on the whole thing! Monsters, Inc. | Disney Wiki | Fandom Aphie pees on the Queen's lap. I-- (A smile spreads across Randall's face.) Waternoose, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. (Waternoose closes in on Sulley, rising up on his legs intimidatingly.). In the living room, Mike is in deep thought.). That was weird. This has gone too far.). AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Celia: (o.s., over P.A. OPEN THIS DOOR! His nerdy assistant Fungus alternates the patterns, until he stops at a painting of a man wearing a hat with a feather on it. The CDA agents see this and chase after them.). Are there kids in it? Yeti: Oh, would you look at that? (Celia hangs up the intercom phone with a smile. ), Mike: (v.o.) ), (Needleman tapes a yellow "X" across the door.). A child screams in the distance. CDA Agent: Building clear. Sulley: OOOOOO!! A dark shadow cuts across the bedspread. Randall materializes. ), Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Monsters, Inc. (2001)/Transcript | Eric Thompson Wiki | Fandom Sulley: Uh, hello? (A scream can gurgles as it registers empty. He grabs her playfully and flies her like an airplane to her bed. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. Hello. One without the other don't mean nothing to me, nothing to me! This is the men's room. Bye, Sulley! The kid inside screams. Oh, no! Monster's Inc bloopers end credits - YouTube Randall: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Speed: Marker. Morning, Sulley! Waternoose: (calling to CDA) No, wait, wait. He's working hard. Boo roars at Randall.). (Later in the living room, Sulley hangs upside-down from a beam, doing some "gravity" sit-ups.). Mike: That's it. Waternoose yells and beats against the Tryout Room door. It ain't easy being banished. Panicked, Sulley opens and slams the door, but nothing changes.). Employee Walla: Way to go, Randall! Okay? CDA agent #1: Move, move, move! Looks like you're out of a job. Sulley: (surveying the floor) No, no. He heads off towards Waxford.). The scaring begins. (Suddenly, something yanks Randall's head back.). Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. Mike: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Category:Pixar Transcripts | Moviepedia | Fandom Simulation terminated. Waternoose: This has gone far enough, James! Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel - Dailymotion Mike: Could we get a little more wax on the floor, please? Good morning, Monstropolis. The frenzied CDA agents pounce on the agent with the sock.). Randall: Will you be quiet?! Sulley: Mike? Is there a problem? Hopper laughs and Slim leaves, demanding that they stop the camera. Mike: No plan no plan can't think can't think. It's over here! ), Roz: Guess who? MOVE! Boo is at the end, still in her monster costume, minus one eye stalk. Oh, yes. We gotta shut down for a half-hour and reset the system. Mike: Good! This is how Outtakes and company play goes in Ryan's Adventures of Monsters, Inc. . It fits perfectly. (As Mike was amazed to see himself on TV, the phone rings, and Mike grabs the receiver.). (Mike closes the door on his face, squishing it and making a goofy face. Charlie's eyes go wide. (Mike and Sulley have a good chuckle about this and the screen flashes to Sulley talking to Boo, who can't sleep because of Randall.). Meanwhile Mary has discovered Mike's CD collection, neatly arranged in two stacks.). Hmm-hmm. Now. But Boo's in trouble. In fear, she calls out for Sulley. Mike: Let me see it! Mike: Not you! A snowball hits Sulley in the back. ), Sulley: Oh, no problem. The boy sees the monster and screams. Fungus: (impatiently) THE FRONT PAGE! Where are you, buddy? (She's not getting it. I could've DIIIED!!!! Sulley: It's just a closet. (Sulley strides off, scanning the room as he goes. What kid? No, I didn't! It's (putting it all together) Ohhhhh. Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic, but you know, once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious. Then the screen flashes to George Sanderson being surrounded by the CDA. Mike: Okay. It's not okay! Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! Gimme that shovel! The region lit up by the laugh's power radiates outwards from Mike and Sulley's window. The window of innocence is shrinking. Meanwhile, Sulley has finished signing.). Scary monsters don't have plaque! Boo sees Randall and whimpers, Sulley gently shushes her. ), (Waternoose hurries after the CDA agents). All we have to do is call her door down and send her home. (Mike sets Boo down. ), (Sulley slides the door open and they run through the room. Boo whimpers. Behind them a giant explosion envelopes the restaurant and was blown to smitherines. You! Assistants, please report to your stations. He stumbles back onto a skateboard, slips, and lands on a pile of jacks. Mr. Waternoose: We're MI, Monsters Incorporated. If you let me go, I'll give you a ride in the car. ), (A blizzard rages. As Randall exits the floor, Sulley watches as Boo's door disappears into the vault, and with it all hope of getting rid of Mary. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.. Celia: Sushi? Genre: Animation | Adventure | Comedy Director: Pete Docter, David Silverman Mike, Sulley and Ted cross.). We're out of snowcones. Save it for the scare floor, will you? She'll be a big hit. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top! Mike: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Around a three-day hike. Starring, written, and directed by Mike Sulley: And produced by Mike Wazowski. That thing is a KILLING MACHINE! (The CDA agents discuss the situation. Mike: Sulley! These are the best of the best; the top Scarers, ready for action. Yeti: Uh, yak's milk. But I love sports. Okay, that's - no. Boo totters towards them, babbling. Sulley cracks his knuckles and shakes to keep it loose. ), (Randall stops. Oh, and wait 'til you see the local village - cutest thing in the world. Not when we're so close to breaking the record. (Sulley sits at the mouth of the cave, staring at his hands.). As they turn to the camera, the Monsters, Inc. logo appears over Mike, blocking him entirely.). Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. (snore! He surveys the fruit of his labors. , (1995 CG Walt Disney Pictures logo appears. , (Crowd cheers as the piano music comes to a close). You. Get out of my way! Randall plugs the machine back in. (Screen flashes to Mike and Sulley taking behind a menu). They run to the edge of the platform. Sulley scoops up Boo and her door and heads for the Simulation Room.). ), (Sulley roars louder. No exceptions! We warm your home. Augustus "Spike" Jones puts a tentacle in his mouth and blows. You're making it worse! (The room is lit by candlelight. Randall runs across the platform and jumps through the door on the ground. Father: (o.s.) Sulley: Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey! The cave grows dark. That's got to be a new haircut. Sulley uses his door like a pendulum to swing forward into the room after him. (Sulley drops to the ground and lies motionless, then jogs again.). Get the picture? Mr. Waternoose: You're going in there because we need this! Well, now there is. We see the toys on the shelf. It never would have gotten out, if you hadn't been cheating last night! , (A female monster scream is heard as the crowd of monsters run across the stage the other way. Then he bursts into the room. Now if there's anything that-- (Mary tugs on Waternoose's leg. I'm getting warmer, any second now! Satisfied, Bile bounces a soccer ball and smiles. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again. Sulley: (sighs) Fine. (Boo is riding Randall, pulling his fronds! Ha, ha, ha! Funny, she doesn't look dangerous. ), Mike: We who are living in Monstropolis! Sulley pauses in front of her stall, then turns and opens it.). Multiple day-care kids: (o.s.) Sulley is hit in the face with a snowball. (Meanwhile, Boo plays with some tools hanging on a work panel. (hands Charlie his crutch) Here, take this. Sulley emerges from the door and cracks his knuckles. Mike: Sulley, please, don't blow this. (Tony tosses Mike and Sulley two pieces of fruit. Come on, enough. Mike sees something that make his eye go wide. Waternoose: Sullivan! Betty! Make her laugh again. Boo wiggles inside the bag and makes a peep. are heard emerging from the set. And cut! Mike: Wait a minute? I went and got her card key, and now I have her card key. Look, I already told your buddies I haven't seen anything! Monsters, Inc./Transcript | The Movies Wiki | Fandom Best three years of my life. ), (Sulley and Mike struggle to hang onto the door as it plunges downward. Mike: I-I don't! Come on, now, chuck him, chuck him, baby, hum, baby. Good morning! (CDA agents run up to George and tackle him to the ground. (to Sulley) It's your mom. Oh, yeah, I was the fastest one out there. Suddenly a large box covers Mike and snatches him away. Mike: Help! Sulley, Mike and Boo run out of a Hawaiian beach house, onto the sand.). You can't just-, (As George staggers to his feet, Charlie spots a sock stuck to his chest. Sulley: Nothing's coming out of the closet to scare you anymore. Mike: Hey, good evening, how are you? Let me just go outside and make some more. The boy looks around the room, nervously, eyes growing wide. Bom, bom, bom, bom . Mike ducks under the table, but there's nothing there. ), (Befuddled, Mikes looks to the window. They're under the name "Googly Bear.". , (Luxo Jr.'s light turns off on the last note), Scene 1: Monsters in the Closet/Mr. A television sequel/midquel spinoff series titled Monsters at Work was announced during a Disney press release on November 9, 2017. ), (Boo laughs hysterically at Mike's pain. You be a good girl, okay? I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk (For the first time, Sulley turns, his eyes alive.). That wasn't real. He closes the locker. The door turns, suddenly going into a ninety degree drop.). Mama, 'nother gator got in the house. ), (Celia gasps. Mike: Very good. Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.). You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk, and the vroom-vroom, and no walking involved? Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. Tongue Monster Kid: (turning her head) Bye, Mike! Huh? Celia: (gasps) Harryhausen's?! (hitting the door) Ooof! It's lemon. Sulley: Go ahead. Claws: The kid almost touched me! Mike: Are you out of your (screams) miiiiiiiiiiind?!!!!! Randall opens the door he's riding on and slithers into the room. ), (The Scarers stop opposite their doors. ), (Sulley pushes a button on the door station keypad, picks Boo up and runs inside.). Mike smiles and steps aside. Sulley: Guys, I told you, call me Sulley. An agent rips the band-aid off. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it! Fight that plaque! Well, in that case, let's keep it. The door tilts towards another track, banging into oncoming doors as they zip by. Sulley: Okay, you're finished now, right? Mary sees him through the crack in the door and whimpers.

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